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So I fell asleep today in English class....

Teacher: *
Asks me a question"
Me: *Continues sleeping*
Teacher: *Yells my name*
Kid beside me: *Nudges me* Answer the question
Me: *Sits up quickly* A! Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in... 1972?
Teacher: 3 things. First, I asked where your essay was. Second, wrong class. And third, your date is waaaaay off.

True story. Seriously the most embarrassing thing ever........
 
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So I fell asleep today in English class.... Teacher: *Asks me

161 faves · 4 comments · Nov 26, 2013 9:34pm

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littledirectionerchristian* · 1 decade ago
LOL!!!!!!!!
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Infinity on high* · 1 decade ago
Lmao 1972
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LoveLaugh · 1 decade ago
made my day
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_Jannette · 1 decade ago
This def made my night
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