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1. ElmosWhoree*
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   June 26, 2015 11:31am UTC
   GAY MARRIAGE IS NOW ALLOWED IN ALL 50 STATES . WAY TO GO UNITED STATES.
   
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2. happiest*
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   October 19, 2013 4:24pm UTC
   When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing
   
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3. happiest*
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   October 15, 2013 2:10pm UTC
   what do you mean no pets allowed this is my sister
   
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4. Colette*
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   July 19, 2013 2:08pm UTC
   Am I not allowed to speak my mind or...?
   
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5. nerdybadger
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   January 24, 2013 5:07pm UTC
   Please let me save you.
   
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