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Alarms Quotes

Kin
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April 29, 2014 4:30pm UTC
These dang fire alarms are interrupting my music! Ugh xD

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epictacos
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December 18, 2013 5:11pm UTC
So there's an alarm clock now and it not only beeps/buzzes when it goes off, it shoots out shapes in every direction. The only way to get it to stop beeping is to put the correct shape into their correct holes. I can see it now:
*Alarm goes off at 3 in the morning*
*20 minutes later*
Wife: Honey!! WHERE'S THE TRIANGLE?!!??!!

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MissF2F2F2
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October 26, 2013 10:36am UTC
my daily school routine:
*the night before*
me: i'm going to set an alarm, get up early, do my makeup, and actually look good for school!
*next day*
me: *wakes up already fifteen minutes late for school*
me: sh.t

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Katie27May
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February 20, 2013 1:03pm UTC
Alarm clock:Hello goodmorning
Me : P*** OFF IT'S NOT A SCHOOL DAY!!!!!

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