welcome to the life of your average girl

step 1 wake up from having that amazing dream about you and that amazing boy doing something utterly amazing. Step 2; lay in bed a long time thinking about that boy and that dream wondering if one day it would maybe come true. Step 3; shower. Shave. Get a shaving cut. Complain to someone about shaving cut. Step 4; get dressed. Can’t find those cute jeans you wanted to wear. Look in the dryer. Can’t find jeans. Complain to someone about not being able to find jeans. Step 4; eat. Step 5; text a friend about plans, most likely telling them about the shaving cut and if they are a close friend, about the dream. Step 5; meet at the mall. Step 6; shop. Oh no. Can’t find that adorable shirt in your size. Get Angry and leave store. Step 7; run out of money and get mad at yourself because now you are broke. Step 8; get over it. Step 9; see crush at party. OMG OMG OMG. Step 10; enemy overhears you talking to best friend and tells your crush about your dream. Step 11; crush avoids you for the rest of the night. Step 11; You cry in the bathroom. But your best friend is there for you. Step 12;  hug your friend and realize he was a jerk anyway. Step 13; Dance your face off. Step 14; Go to sleep and dream about that other guy you met at the party.   He's got a nice body, you think.
What was his name again?