Family
Disfunction...
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When
the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy
walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the
blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just
what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting
about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my
sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted,
and the man next door shot himself."
Family Disfunction... A kindergarten class had a homework assignment
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Jul 2, 2009 6:32pm
bbigday · 1 decade ago
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wait the sister was pregnant so the mom fainted nd dad hads a heartattack?