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Interestingly, Koi, when put in a fish bowl, will only grow up to three inches.
When this same fish is placed in a large tank, it will grow to about nine inches long.
In a pond koi can reach lengths of eighteen inches.
Amazingly, when placed in a lake, koi can grow to three feet long.
The metaphor is obvious.

You are limited by how you see the world.
                                                                

summer 09. Pictures, Images and Photos


  1. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 5:02pm UTC
    Today
    We have higher buildings and wider highways, but shorter temperments and narrower points of view.We spend more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses, but smaller families. We have more compromises, but less time. We have more knowledge, but less judgement. We have more medicines, but less health.We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk much, we love only a little, and we hate too much.We reached the moon and came back, but we find it troublesome to cross our own street and meet our neighbors. We have conquered the outer space, but not our inner space.We have higher income, but less morals… These are times with more liberty, but less joy… With much more food, but less nutrition…These are days in which two salaries come home, but divorces increase. These are times of finer houses, but more broken homes.
    That’s why I propose that as of today -- You do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a special occasion. Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to the needs. Pass more time with your family, eat your favorite food, visit the place you love. Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment; it isn’t only survival.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume… use it every time you feel you want it. Take out from your vocabulary phrases like, “one of these days” and “someday”. Let’s write that letter we thought of writing “one of these days…” Let’s tell our families and friends how much we love them. Never pass up a chance at adding laughter and joy to your life. Every day, hour, and minute are special… Because you never know if it will be your last…
    “One of these days” can be very far away, and you may not be there to see it…
    (_.·´¯`·×>> Today<<×·´¯`·._)
    M A T T E R S

  2. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 4:31pm UTC
    me (3:50:32 PM): do you have twitter?
    him (3:52:48 PM): nope
    me (3:53:02 PM): then your not a winner
    him (3:53:22 PM): I am a winner... Ive got aviators so hahahaha
    me (3:53:48 PM): thats far from winning so your offcially a not winning loser :]
    him (3:54:18 PM): I got you to go out with me. That counts as a win in my book.
    me (3:55:42 PM): awe :]
    And you wonder why i just cant get over this kid ;]

  3. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 2:11pm UTC
    Peyton: Do you wanna come in?
    Lucas: What about Nathan?
    Peyton: What about him? ... What are you doing?
    Lucas: You just said ...
    Peyton: I didn't invite you to come in. I just asked you if you want to. Thanks for the ride.
    - One Tree Hill

  4. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 2:01pm UTC
    Brooke: What's your idea of a perfect date?
    Haley: Watching you get hit by a bus!
    - One Tree Hill

  5. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 10:12pm UTC
    Nathan: You've got some ugly toes girl.
    Peyton: No, I don't.
    Nathan:Yeh, you do. They're practically like fingers.
    Peyton: Well, then just focus on the middle one.
    - One Tree Hill

  6. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 9:50pm UTC
    Peyton: At this moment there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world. Six billion souls. And sometimes -- all you need is one.
    - One Tree Hill

  7. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 9:44pm UTC
    Lucas: Peyton! It's you.
    Peyton: What?
    Lucas: When all my dreams come true, the one I want next to me. It's you. It's you Peyton.
    - One Tree Hill

  8. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 5:30pm UTC
    111 ways to say... I LOVE YOU
    English - I love you
    Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
    Albanian - Te dua
    Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
    Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
    Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
    Bambara - M'bi fe
    Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
    Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
    Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
    Bulgarian - Obicham te
    Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
    Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
    Catalan - T'estimo
    Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
    Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
    Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
    Creol - Mi aime jou
    Croatian - Volim te
    Czech - Miluji te
    Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
    Dutch - Ik hou van jou
    Esperanto - Mi amas vin
    Estonian - Ma armastan sind
    Ethiopian - Afgreki'
    Faroese - Eg elski teg
    Farsi - Doset daram
    Filipino - Mahal kita
    Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
    French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
    Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy
    Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
    Georgian - Mikvarhar
    German - Ich liebe dich
    Greek - S'agapo
    Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
    Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
    Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe (Thanks Craig)
    Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
    Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
    Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
    Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
    Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
    Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
    Hungarian - Szeretlek
    Icelandic - Eg elska tig
    Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
    Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
    Inuit - Negligevapse
    Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
    Italian - Ti amo
    Japanese - Aishiteru
    Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
    Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
    Kiswahili - Nakupenda
    Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
    Korean - Sarang Heyo
    Latin - Te amo
    Latvian - Es tevi miilu
    Lebanese - Bahibak
    Lithuanian - Tave myliu
    Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
    Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
    Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
    Marathi - Me tula prem karto
    Mohawk - Kanbhik
    Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
    Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
    Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
    Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
    Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
    Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
    Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
    Persian - Doo-set daaram
    Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
    Polish - Kocham Ciebie
    Portuguese - Eu te amo
    Romanian - Te iubesc
    Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
    Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
    Serbian - Volim te
    Setswana - Ke a go rata
    Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
    Sioux - Techihhila
    Slovak - Lu`bim ta
    Slovenian - Ljubim te
    Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
    Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
    Swedish - Jag alskar dig
    Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
    Surinam - Mi lobi joe
    Tagalog - Mahal kita
    Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
    Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
    Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
    Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
    Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
    Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
    Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
    Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
    Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
    Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
    Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
    Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
    Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
    Yoruba - Mo ni fe
    Same word.
    each time with a different meaning
    to the one who repeats it.

  9. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 6:32pm UTC
    Family Disfunction...
    A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
    "It's a period,'' said the little boy.
    "Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
    ''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

  10. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 6:12pm UTC
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  11. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 6:03pm UTC
    Guys Are Never Going To Change...
    "True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, ' I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.' I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' "
    The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

  12. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 5:50pm UTC
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  13. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 5:40pm UTC
    A Little Lesson On The Value Of Forgiveness...
    A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
    Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
    Your daughter, Judith
    PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

  14. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 5:10pm UTC
    9 Things I Hate About Everyone
    1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
    2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
    5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
    7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
    -mary™

  15. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 5:18pm UTC
    & I W a n t a B o y W h o
    Will ask me if im o k a y.
    And then when i say
    I'm fine
    He'll look me in the eyes
    And say,
    T e l l T h e T r u t h.
    One who will hold me
    and not even have to
    say anything.
    One who will
    K i s s M e I n T h e R a i n,
    and not care
    who's watching.

  16. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 8:14pm UTC
    there is a lie within every Belief.

  17. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 6:59pm UTC
    THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 53 . . .
    I will not give Hagrid Pokmon cards and convince him that they are real animals.
    -Likewise, I will not tell First Year Muggle-borns that Pokmon battles are a part of the Care of Magical Creatures
    curriculum.

  18. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 6:56pm UTC
    THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 52 . . .
    Telling Draco Malfoy to "make like a ferret and bounce" is always a bad idea.

  19. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 6:53pm UTC
    THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 51 . . .
    Getting Colin Creevey drunk and steering him toward a sleeping Harry Potter is just a bad idea all around.
    -Then using his camera to take incriminating photos is not nice.

  20. x_DaZzLeD_x x_DaZzLeD_x
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 5:35pm UTC
    THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 50 . . .
    i will not bring up neopets.com and say its an informational website about a
    unique breed of diversifide creatures, or insist we use the website to learn to care
    for them properly.

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