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When Farrah Foucett Died...
 
God granted her one wish.
She wished for all the children to be safe.
So God killed Micheal Jackson.



OR



Micheal Jackon Wasn't Creamated...
He was melted into legos
so that little kids
could play with him for once







R.I.P Both of them....nothing against them or anything....just thought these were hilarious!
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When Farrah Foucett Died... God granted her one wish. She wished

118 faves · 71 comments · Jun 26, 2009 6:48pm

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pinkangel48 · 1 decade ago
When he was alive ppl made joke about him all the time but now since hes dead its like wrong? Heaps of people have died before but wee still make jokes about them.
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pinkangel48 · 1 decade ago
God ppl take a joke, sheesh!

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lavaeg · 1 decade ago
okay i was gone for a while....but i have a responce to all your comments. i thought it was funny, i didnt mean to be mean or anything. i already said that....come on i wouldnt put a quote up to be mean to some one who has died
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Heart_less · 1 decade ago
and who are all of you to be yelling at her so stfu and move on with your life, and she didnt make it up because i got it in a forward message
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Heart_less · 1 decade ago
and all of you need to sotp yelling at her. she said she didnt mean it and i bet most of you where calling micheal a molester when he was alive im tired of everyone pretending they care when they dont its really annouying.
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Heart_less · 1 decade ago
haha i got this in a forward message, your not being mean it is funny and i dont give a crap about micheal jackson
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ohx0itslovexo · 1 decade ago
People it might be a little mean but it could be wayyyy worse. I got these in a forward message so she probably didn't make them up off the top of her head. She said nothing against them or anything. So just leave her alone...please&+ thank you :]
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OMGBEtHAYYx33 · 1 decade ago
Nothing against them? you think this is funny. this isnt funny at all. its cruel. i hate when people call hima pedophile when he wasnt.
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chocolatluver2121 · 1 decade ago
that's wicked mean!!!!!!!! i dont mean to be rude but i was reading that with my friends and we were disgustedddddddd
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applejacks10000 · 1 decade ago
He wasn't a molester. Go to h.ell.
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heat17 · 1 decade ago
I think its funny ^_^
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xoMissEmmyox · 1 decade ago
that's not funny. you should be ashamed of yourself for writing this. that's horrible. these people lived a good, and protective life, and it's horrible to make fun of their life like that. what if after your grandma died i started making fun of her...hmmm what then!? stop. ok. just stop.
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jazzysoccer1534 · 1 decade ago
it sucks that michael jackson to some kids, will be known for his biggest mistake not his biggest hits.

but this was just a joke. mean but a joke..
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jazzysoccer1534 · 1 decade ago
it sucks that michael jackson to some kids, will be known for his biggest mistake not his biggest hits.

but this was just a joke. mean but a joke..
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xsarahlux · 1 decade ago
wow. are you like serious? shame on every person who yelled at this poor girl. it was a joke. she even said that she didnt mean it. even though it wasnt that nice, i thought it was great. it was a great quote. and i cant believe you guys would yell at her for it. yeah it was a little mean but she didnt mean it! go get a life and stop yelling at her.
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xoirishxo · 1 decade ago
i actually think that michael jackson got ripped off a lot on like the whole ....."michael jackson touched my kid!" like really come on its just some perosn trying to make some money,but that just my opinion.




------> jesssica
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xoxomaddyfosho349 · 1 decade ago
ahhhh stop!!!
this is funny but kinda meann....
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soccerlovebug3 · 1 decade ago
Michael Jackson never got to be a kid so he could never make mistakes while he was a child. He had nothing to learn from. That's why he did what he did. Let the poor guys rest in peace. For heavens sake he just died. He was an idol to so many people and he did some monumental things. Just leave him alone.
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aubzxox23 · 1 decade ago
jokes are funny. this is sick and rude. therefore, it is not a joke.
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pups378 · 1 decade ago
people its a joke seriously!! i dont think she put this quote on here to make fun of him so settle down...if every quote had to be ok ed by every single person on witty...think about how many quotes we'd actually have
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