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Today,
I was at a sandwhich sip and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing infront of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed.

FML.







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Today, I was at a sandwhich sip and couldn't help but secretly

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