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hes teaching me arithmetic.
he  said  it  was  his  mission
he  [ kissed ]  me    once
he    kissed    me    twice
and said now thats addition.
and as he added kiss by kiss
in     silent      satisfaction
i sweetly gave the kisses back
and said now thats subtraction.
then    he    kissed    me
i kissed him without explaination
and   both   of   us   smiled
and said thats multiplication.
then my dad comes on the scene
and  made  a  [ quick ]  decision
he kicked him three blocks away
and said thats long division.
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hes teaching me arithmetic. he said it was his mission he [ kissed

113 faves · 4 comments · Jun 3, 2009 9:47pm

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bananaface14 · 1 decade ago
well then credit to whomever. i didn't write it.
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xSoundtrackofMySummerx · 1 decade ago
You should credit Chicken Noodle Soup or the author from the book, because otherwise this is plagiarism.
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ASiFxo13 · 1 decade ago
hahaha looove it
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xolive796x · 1 decade ago
That's so funny!
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