A teenager
comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his
father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between
potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll
display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come
back and tell me what you've learned. "
The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what
his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave
you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her
face says, "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I
would."
Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if
someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad
Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod!
Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've
figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks,
but in reality, we are living with a couple of
whores."
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment.
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May 1, 2009 5:17pm