17 Things to do in WallMart
Stand by the automatic doors and when someone walks through, say, OMG, You Have The Force Too?
Go into electronics and start talking to the appliances, say very loudly, NO FRANK, I haven't told them the truth yet. THEY DONT KNOW I AM A ROBOT!!
Lie down, completely blocking off a isle, and pretend to be sleeping.
Run around suspiciously humming the 007 theme song.
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, roll on the floor yelling, ITS THE VOISES AGAIN. MAKE THEM STOP!!
Run through the crowds sing if your happy and you know it clap your hands!
When they don't clap their hands, tell them that they are never too old for therapy.
Crawl on the floor humming the jaws theme song.
When somebody ask why you are crawling on the floor, tell them you lost a contact lens.
In the middle of a crowded area start yelling into the microphone on your phone," PUT THE BALL INTO THE HOLE, HOW HARD IS IT? JUST GRIP THE STICK TIGHTLY, AND GUIDE THE BALL IN, I DONT FREAKIN CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING, JUST DO IT!! YOU'VE BEEN WAITING TO YOUR WHOLE LIFE, DONT BLOW YOUR CHANCE NOW!!" Then look around and yell," IT'S THEY'RE FIRST TIME PLAYING MINIGOLF YOU PERVES!!
Go up to random people and hold their hand and say I SEE DEAD PEOPLE...
Go up to random people and say, OMG i haven't seen you in so long!- see if they play along.
Say i love you to someone, and then run away
Go up to some one and drop all of you stuff. If they help you pick it up again, drop it again. -repeat until store closes
Go up to customer services and ask where they keep diet water.
Go up to a random person and say, Do you know the muffin man?
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