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Things to do in WallMart
Stand by
the automatic doors and when someone walks through, say, OMG, You
Have The Force Too?
Go into electronics and
start talking to the appliances, say very loudly, NO FRANK,
I haven't told them the truth
yet. THEY DONT KNOW I AM A ROBOT!!
Lie down, completely
blocking off a isle, and pretend to be sleeping.
Run around suspiciously
humming the 007 theme song.
When an announcement comes
over the loudspeaker, roll on the floor yelling,
ITS THE VOISES AGAIN. MAKE THEM
STOP!!
Run through the crowds sing
if your happy and you know it clap your hands!
When they don't clap their
hands, tell them that they are never too old for
therapy.
Crawl on the floor humming
the jaws theme song.
When somebody ask why you
are crawling on the floor, tell them you lost a contact
lens.
In the middle of a
crowded area start yelling into the microphone on your
phone," PUT
THE BALL INTO THE HOLE, HOW HARD IS IT? JUST
GRIP THE STICK TIGHTLY, AND GUIDE THE BALL IN, I DONT FREAKIN CARE
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING, JUST DO IT!! YOU'VE BEEN WAITING TO
YOUR WHOLE LIFE, DONT BLOW YOUR CHANCE
NOW!!" Then
look around and yell," IT'S THEY'RE FIRST TIME PLAYING
MINIGOLF YOU PERVES!!
Go up to random people and
hold their hand and say
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE...
Go up to random people and
say, OMG i haven't seen you in so long!- see if they play
along.
Say i love you to someone, and
then run away
Go up to some one and drop
all of you stuff. If they help you pick it up again, drop it again.
-repeat until store closes
Go up to customer services and ask where they keep diet
water.
Go up to a random person
and say, Do you know the muffin man?
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