best pick up lines ever!<3:

do you work at subway? cos you just gave me a footlong.!
if sexy were an oreo, you'd be double stuffed ;)
is that mirrors in you pants? cos i can totally see myself in them.
did you just touch my butt??? (no.!) no? damnn.
do you need directions? cos i can show you the way to my bedroom.!
i like that shirt.. it would look better on my ceiling fan. ;)
remember me? oh, that's right, i've only seen you in my dreams.
lets play carpenter. first we get hammered, then i nail you.!
are you a light switch? cos you're turnin me on!
(for guys) i like my women like i like my cars- fast and automatic. (cos if i reach down and feel a stick i know im in trouble.!)
(for girls) i like my men like i like my shoes- big.!
do you have a raisin? no? how about a date?
bond-- james bond.
was it love at first sight? or do i need to walk by again?
is that shirt felt? (no.) would you like it to be?