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Hey everyone!  Ok. I'm Alice Cullen's twin! I have her personality, her style, her clothes, and even her haircut!  My cousin and I went on the Twilight set and we met the whole cast and Stephenie Meyer.  My cousin and I talked to them for hours about things.  Stephenie said that "After talking to you for a while I realize that you are exactly the way I pictured Alice. Your look, your personality, your everything. No one in the WORLD can be more like Alice than you."  Ashley Greene said, "I know I'm playing Alice, but you are much more like her than I am. If I'm doing anything wrong, let me know. Because you are her twin," I am good friends with the whole Twilight cast.

 

Now, don’t think all I care about is Twilight. No. That’s way wrong. Summer is my favorite season.  I play volleyball and do track, including hurdles, high jump, running, and pole vaulting. I’m very outgoing, crazy, energetic, and many other things. I love to shop and I’m definitely one of a kind. I believe that I have found “the one.” He is always there for me and he always knows what will make me feel better. So I hope you like my quotes and I will talk to you all later.

~Alice

(Yes, my REAL name is Alice)

 

 

                        
  


  1. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 2:22am EDT
    R.I.P
    Michael Jackson
    I know he screwed up a bunch, but his music is amazing. He will never be forgotten. We love you!

  2. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2009 2:33am EDT
    ♦GOOD♦ ♦GIRLS♦ ♦GO♦ ♦TO♦ HEAVEN♦
    ≈BAD≈ ≈GIRLS≈ ≈GO≈ ≈EVERYWHERE≈

  3. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
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    May 21, 2009 2:23am EDT
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  4. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
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    April 23, 2009 2:07am EDT
    BOY: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
    GIRL: Oh really? Because I'd put F and U together
    ~Alice

  5. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2009 11:41pm EDT
    A guy walks into class late dressed only in his underwear. The teacher asks, "Where have you been?" The guy replies, "I was on Mayberry Hiil."
    The next day, a guy walks into class late in only his underwear, but has his other clothes in his hand. The teacher asks, "Where have you been?" The guy replies, "I'm sorry. I was stuck on Mayberry Hill."
    The next day, a girl walks into class late in only her underwear and bra. The teacher says, "Let me guess. You were on Mayberry Hill." The girl replies, "What? I wasn't on Mayberry Hill. I AM Mayberry Hill."
    my friend told me this and i collapsed with laughter! but i dont know where she got it!!!
    ~Alice

  6. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
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    April 3, 2009 2:05am EDT
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  7. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
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    April 2, 2009 2:08am EDT
    Love is like a rollercoaster.
    It has its ups and downs
    When it goes up
    You get butterflies
    But when it goes down
    Your stomach drops
    But when you get off the ride
    You just want to do it over and over again
    ~Alice
    All credit to me. Copying my work is illegal. I wrote this, so please dont copy. its not that good, but still dont copy.

  8. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 1:29am EDT
    If One Day You Feel Like Crying.
    Call Me.
    I Dont Promise That I Will Make You Laugh But I Can Cry With You.
    If One Day You Want To Run Away Dont Be Afraid To Call Me.
    I Dont Promise To Ask You To Stop. But I Can Run With You.
    If One Day You Dont Want To Listen To Anyone.
    Call Me.
    I Promise To Be There For You But I Also Promise To Remain Quiet.
    But One Day If You Call
    And There Is No Answer.
    Come Fast To See Me.
    Maybe I Need You.
    ~Alice

  9. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
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    April 1, 2009 1:26am EDT
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    April 1, 2009 1:22am EDT
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    March 31, 2009 1:40am EDT
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  12. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
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    March 31, 2009 1:24am EDT
    ------------------Girls
    ------------Are Like Apples
    --------On Trees. The Best Ones
    ------Are At The Top Of The Tree
    ----The Boys Don't Want To Reach
    ---For The Good Ones Because They
    -Are Afraid Of Falling And Getting Hurt.
    Instead, They Just Get The Rotten Apples
    -From The Ground That Aren't As Good,
    But Easy. So The Apples At The Top Think
    -Something Is Wrong With Them, When In
    --Reality, They're Amazing. They Just
    ---Have To Wait For The Right Boy To
    ------Come Along, The One Who's
    ------------Brave Enough To
    -----------------Climb All
    ------------------The Way
    -----------------To The Top
    ----------------Of The Tree

  13. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 12:52am EDT
    Question: Is God black or white?
    Answer: He is both.
    Question: Is God boy or girl?
    Answer: He is both.
    Question: Is God Michael Jackson?
    Credit to me!
    ~Alice

  14. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 1:47am EDT
    13 ways to know you're in love:
    1. You can't stay mad at him/her or more than a minute or two. You actually have to try to stay mad.
    2. You'll read his/hers texts over and over again.
    3. You'll walk really slow when you're with him/her.
    4. You'll feel really shy when you're with him/her.
    5. While thinking about him/her, you'll heart will start to beat faster and faster.
    6. By listening to his/her voice you'll smile for no reason.
    7. While looking at him/ her, you can't see the other people around you; you can only see that person.
    8. You'll start listening to slow songs.
    9. He/She becomes all you think about.
    10. You'll get high just by their smell.
    11. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about him/her.
    12. You'll do anything for him/her.
    13. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.
    Credit!
    ~Alice

  15. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 1:32am EDT
    So here's to...
    the crap we talk
    the boys we stalk
    the way we shop
    laughs we can't stop
    the gossip we spill
    the looks that could kill
    we'll stay together
    cuz we're
    BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!
    All credit goes to me : )
    ~Alice

  16. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
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    March 28, 2009 2:59am EDT
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  17. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
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    March 28, 2009 1:25am EDT
    Sometimes you have to risk falling or you will never
    find the one who was supposed to catch you.
    ~Alice

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    March 28, 2009 1:12am EDT
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  19. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
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    March 27, 2009 1:58am EDT
    A guy asked a girl- "Why do you wear a bra? You have noting to put in it."
    The girl replied- "You wear pants, don't you?"
    ~Alice

  20. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:48am EDT
    A friend will bail you out of jail
    A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn we messed up but it was fun. huh?"

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