Me: *dancing around in my room in my underwear and being stupid*
Me: *kicks leg into the air*
Me: *whacks foot on bunk ladder*
Me: *yelling* ow!!! Holy shít! I'm gonna diiiiieeeee!!!!
Me: no worries I just broke my entire body here
Me: *tries to stand up*
Me: *falls*
Me: I'm dying up here, mom! But don't come up because I'm in my underwear!
Mom: *yelling* SHUT THE HÈLL UP, CAT!!! YOU ARE F.CKING FINE!
~ from miss undiscovered* quotes on witty like it