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I can't go to my best friend's house every Wednesday; he's on her bus.
I don't want Taylor Swift's new perfume; he got it for me then returned it.
I can't go to that cute little ice cream shop; that's where we had our first date.
I can't go in that corner anymore; that was our special spot.
I can't go to the mall with my friends; the whole reason we started occasional mall visits was because they tried to get us together.
I can't look at that brick wall; that's where he tried to make out with me that first time.
I can't wear that bow anymore; it was his favorite.
I can't even look at him; and he doesn't care. (nm)

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