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I swear Mosquitos have a chart of the human body they study before they leave their nest...They seem to always bite on the worst possible places.. It's like they huddle up and make a plan: "Ok Sally, you take the toe knuckles.. Betty, you get the crack behind the knee, Mary, you take the ankles, and I'll take the finger knuckles..Ready? Break!"
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I swear Mosquitos have a chart of the human body they study before

5 faves · Jul 30, 2014 2:40pm

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