*me alone in the car*
me: she said she'd only be a minute..
me: omg what if something happened?
me: wait- is he looking at me?
me: wth dude?
me: he's coming over!
me: oh its just the other car.
me: did he stratch the car?!
me: hmmm...do i know her?
me: should i wave? nope better not.
me: if i sing will anyone hear me?
