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Everytime
a bird poops on my car:
I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my porch.
Just to show them what i'm capable of.

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Everytime a bird poops on my car: I eat a plate of scrambled

5 faves · Mar 24, 2014 12:08pm

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LostInMyOwnWorld

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