Funny Instruction Labels
(These are actual instruction labels on
consumer goods:)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(How am I supposed to do that?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(Nahh, I like it rock solid)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(No cause burning myself is always fun!)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(No way!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(What? But eating knives was always so much fun!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(No, I was going to shove them in my ear!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(But stopping it with your hands is something everyone will try!)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(What?! That's one way to crush their hopes and dreams...)

* lmfao half credit to omgshutup though(:

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Funny Instruction Labels (These are actual instruction labels

316 faves · 20 comments · Apr 9, 2009 2:59pm

ximxalwaysxhere4youx · 1 decade ago
Wait a second. You said "half-credit" to omgshutup. Well i read hers first and guess what? Yours is practically WORD FOR WORD of hers. she deserves like, seven eighths credit!
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xXangelikaXx · 1 decade ago
haha for the last one it should be something like this:
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(rip-off!!)
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annabanana0 · 1 decade ago
i was laughing so hard wen i read this
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chocolatluver2121 · 1 decade ago
OMG i read this for the like millionth time cuz i was looking tro my favs and i was still lmao
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xobabiecakes22xo · 1 decade ago
you forgot the hair dryer one that is like warning do not use in water cause EVERYONE does that and all .
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xxloveyouxx · 1 decade ago
this is sooo funyy
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babycuz · 1 decade ago
hahahahhaa wowowowow bahahahahahaha retards
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m_mo_mollz · 1 decade ago
i saw one of these. IT was EYE MAKE UP REMOVER and it said on the package "WARNING: keep away from eyes and Mouth" legit
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peace_love_happiness · 1 decade ago
SOOO HYSTERICAL !!
i'm looking like an idoit right now, just sitting at my computer laughing my head off. i'm like dying !!
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MeMyselfandI · 1 decade ago
rotfl
this is hilarious
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iloveyou07 · 1 decade ago
haha omfg love it
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ljb18 · 1 decade ago
hahaha cool

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elmo9919 · 1 decade ago
omfg rylee it sooo funnnnyy
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xosoccerxo1256 · 1 decade ago
ah that definetly made my day (:
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iloveyoubabii · 1 decade ago
ahahahahaaaa toooo funnnieeee!
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Madeline_Mae · 1 decade ago
hahaha, i love the last one
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chocolatluver2121 · 1 decade ago
OMG that is sooo funny

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xxroseieexx23 · 1 decade ago
^^^hah thts funny
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volleyballerxx11 · 1 decade ago
alright lmaooo
(:
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dancewithmexo · 1 decade ago
hahahha i love this.
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