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  1. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2009 7:23pm UTC
    SCHOOL’S NEARLY OVER!
    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN THE PAST SCHOOL YEAR?
    HAVE YOU…
    [] skipped class?
    [x] liked a girl/guy?
    [] kissed someone at school?
    [xxxxxx] hugged someone at school?
    [] gotten a detention?
    [x ] cried in school?
    [x] made new friends?
    [xx] been to a pep rally?
    [x] watched a football game? (had 2 i'm in marching band)
    [] watched a soccer game?
    [x] watched a baseball game?
    [] watched a volleyball game?
    [] watched a tennis match?
    [] watched a basketball game?
    [] watched a track meet?
    [] watched a wrestling match?
    [] watched a lacrosse game?
    [] fought with a teacher?
    [x] got a 100% on a test?
    [] walked to school?
    [] drove to school?
    [x] gotten dropped off at school?
    [] heard a rumor about yourself?
    [x] missed school when you weren’t sick?
    [x] failed a test?
    [] made up some lame excuse for homework not being done?
    [] the teacher believed your lame excuse?
    [] crushed on a teacher?
    [] hit on a teacher?
    [x] hate a teacher?
    [] been on student council?
    [] been in a club?
    [x] gotten an award?
    [x] fallen asleep in school?
    [once in study hall w/nothing to do] gotten in trouble for falling asleep in class?
    [] had your phone go off in class?
    [] had your phone taken away?
    [] lied to a teacher?
    [] laughed so hard you cried in class?
    [] eaten lunch in the bathroom?
    [x] liked your yearbook picture?
    [] missed more than a week at once of school?
    [x] enjoyed school?
    [x] been excited for summer?
    [] had to go summer school?
    [] gotten a summer job?

  2. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2009 7:19pm UTC
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  3. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2009 7:09pm UTC
    Bedroom Survey
    How many windows are in your room?
    twoo.
    What color are your walls?
    white
    Hardwood floor, tile, or carpet?
    carpett.
    Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom?
    mostly my room
    What size bed do you have?
    full
    What does your comforter look like?
    idk black&white
    Is your room big?
    Yepp.
    Is it clean?
    Kindaa not reaally sorta.
    Do you have a ceilling fan?
    Yepp.
    Do you have a night light?
    Noo.
    How many light switches?
    2
    Do you have the following in your room:
    desk {x} (vanity)
    more than 3 sources of light {x}
    cellphone {x}
    chair/desk chair {x}
    book shelf {x}
    dresser {x} (two)
    TV {}
    CD player/stereo {x}
    bean bag chair {}
    laptop {x}
    posters {xxx}
    paintings {}
    pictures {x}
    walk in closet {}
    large mirror {x}
    bed drumset {}
    bathroom {}
    clock {x}
    clothes on the floor {x} shirts
    box of tissues {}
    guitar {}
    lava lamp {}
    smoke detector {x}
    piano/keyboard {x}
    bongos {}
    a bin {x}
    locking door {}
    can of soda {}
    bottle of water {x}
    playstation or another game source {}
    a blacklight {}
    something about your own country {?}
    medals {x}
    trophies {x}
    awards {x}
    water polo ball {}
    soccer ball {}
    softball stuff {}
    cheerleading stuff {}
    basketball stuff {}
    school stuff {xxxx}
    college stuff {x}
    beach ball {}
    over 100 cds {?}
    surround sound {}
    sofa {}
    flag {}
    stop sign {}
    caution tape {}
    any type of gun {}
    dog/cat bed {}
    calendar {x}
    notes {x}
    a diary {x}
    Do you like your room?
    yes, just needs to b cleaned/organized.

  4. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 9:17pm UTC
    this quote has been deleted :(

  5. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 9:07pm UTC
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?
    REPOST THIS
    TITLE "THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!! TRY NOT TO CRY"

  6. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 4:24pm UTC
    [#36] Did you Know....?
    A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a
    second

  7. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 4:23pm UTC
    [#35] Did you Know....?
    A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds

  8. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 4:20pm UTC
    [#34] Did you Know....?
    A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

  9. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2009 3:26pm UTC
    I got peas on my head but don't call me a pea head
    Bees on my head but don't call me a bee head
    Bruce Lee's on my head but don't call me a Lee head
    Now please excuse my i gosta get my tree fed
    You wear name brands but I make my own clothing.
    I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
    “I hate myself.�
    Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
    I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
    Cause its my show you can't tell me what to do
    When life hands me lemon I make beaf stew
    So, yo I gotta go its time for me to rock it
    I put bolgina in my left pocket
    Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
    Cause its my show I'm Andy Milinokis
    It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
    It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
    not mine wanted to copy lyrics before it got deleted.

  10. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 6:09pm UTC
    There were four fleas on a woman's thighs. Two were smoking pot, and the other two were sniffing crack.

  11. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?
    Are you sure it's mine?

  12. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    It's a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes." So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream. Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the garage. With ice cream all over his face and his stomach he says, "So, how's my car?" The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, no, no, I was just eating ice cream."

  13. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 4:51pm UTC
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  14. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 4:49pm UTC
    A mother had three daughters and at their weddings she asked them to write home and tell her about their married life. The first wrote back on the second day. The letter arrived with a single message: ''Maxwell House.'' The mother was confused but finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, and it said, ''Good to the last drop...'' So the mother was happy. Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home her reply. The message read: ''Rothmans.'' So the mother looked for the Rothmans ad, and it said, ''LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE.'' And the mother was happy. Then it was the third one's wedding. The mother was anxious. It took four weeks for a message to come through. When it did the message was simply: ''BRITISH AIRWAYS.'' The mother was so concerned. She frantically went through all the newspapers at home looking for a BA ad. When she found one she fainted. The ad read: ''TWO TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS.''

  15. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 6:53pm UTC
    Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock.
    The brunette balances their checkbook, then decides to take their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
    The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram.
    She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
    The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
    Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."
    The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write, comfortable?"
    The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. She'll read it slowly."

  16. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 6:50pm UTC
    What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

  17. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 6:49pm UTC
    This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices that his eyes are bulging and his ears are protruding. He becomes very concerned. So he goes to his doctor and asks him what is wrong with him. The doctor told him that he has a rare disease that will require him to take this medication for several months to clear up the disease, however the medication will make his hair fall out permanently. Several months later the guy's eyes are still bulging and his ears are still protruding - more so now that his hair is gone. So this time he goes to a different doctor who informs him that he has a prostate problem and that they will have to remove his testicles. So the guy has the surgery only to find out months later, his eyes are still bulging and his ears are still protruding. Determined to find out what is wrong with him he goes to another doctor who tells him that the nerves in his hands are pinching the nerve endings in his ears and his eyes and the only way to resolve the problem is to have his hands amputated. Sadly, the guy lets his hands be amputated. On a follow-up visit to this doctor the doctor informs him that while they were doing the surgery on his hands, they found that the man has a terminal cancer and that he only has months to live. The guy is hysterical at this point and resolves that if he only has months to live he is going to live it up. So he goes out to buy a brand new sports car, new furniture, and a new wardrobe. However, when he went to order some custom shirts, the tailor told him he took a 17-inch neck. "No, I've always taken a 15-inch neck." "But sir, you have a 17-inch neck." "Listen - I'm 45 years old, and for the past 30 years I've taken a 15-inch neck." "Okay, I'll do it. But you do know what happens when the neck is too small?" "What?" "It makes your eyes bulge and your ears protrude."

  18. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2009 4:32pm UTC
    Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals. The men are led to a gravesite next to the water. "You have 2 choices of death," says the chief. "We will either kill u as a coward, or we will let u die honorable deaths for your homelands. You choose the weapon. Either way, your skins will b used to made our canoes." The first man, a soldier at heart, asks for a handgun and shoots himself. The next man, a warrior at heart, uses a Japanese katana to commit seppuku as a Japanese man. The last man asks for a fork. He stabs himself repeatedly in the chest. "I HOPE YOUR CANOE SINKS!!!"

  19. qwerty17 qwerty17
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    March 12, 2009 4:23pm UTC
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  20. qwerty17 qwerty17
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2009 4:16pm UTC
    "I don't like balls hitting me in the face."
    -Holly, What I Like About You

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