What Texting My Friend (@luckyjax98) Is Like: 

@luckyjax98: (Parents are thinking of getting rid of the internet) because (brother) has been staying up till like four int the morning playing on his computer. He's even stayed up all night already!! 
Me: omw!!!!! i bet ur upset w/ him!
@luckyjax98: Yup :( I am!! I cannot LIVE without Internet!!
Me: SOBS BROKENLY!!!!
@luckyjax98: Bawls head off!!!
Me: crawls in hole with three years worth of dvds
@luckyjax98: And five tons of chocolate Hershey bars and 300 gallons of chocolate milk..
Me: & milkshakes!!!!!! ;)
@luckyjax98: Lol! ;) and the boys that come to the yard...
Me: oh yes please!!!! :D :-P
@luckyjax98: Lol ;) :D ;)