Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, (Reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose! (Like a lightning bolt!)
And if you ever saw it, (saw it)
You would even say it glows! (Like radiation!)

All of the other reindeer, (Reindeer!)
Used to laugh and call him names! (Like Psycopath!)
They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any reindeer games! (Like the Knife Game!)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say, (You're under arrest!)
Rudolph with your nose so bright, 
Won't you lead the crusifixion tonight?

Then all the reindeer loved him! (Loved him!)
As they shouted out with glee! (Crucify!)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,  (Reindeer)
You'll go down in history! (Like Atila the Hun!)