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that f-cking doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now im worried because god forbid im stabbed or something and i call 911 and im coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is

"much knife"

"such stab"


"wow"

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that f-cking doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now

6 faves · Dec 2, 2013 12:39am

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