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i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds
  before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed.
  but right before, i turned to this very religious boy who sits next
  to me and whispered "hail satan" as my nose began to bleed. he
  freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the
  rest of the day.

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