Me: What should I be for halloween?
Brother: You should be Tinkerbell
Mom: Pfft, sure and your brother should be Peter Pan
Me: Well, he wouldn't need a costume, he could just walk around with a frying pan. You get it, his name is Peter and he's holding a pan, so that makes Peter Pan!
Everyone: * starts laughing, alot *
Me: K, guys it wasn't
THAT funny
