Lawyer: "think about it people! this innocent child was just trying to mow the lawn for her mother!"
mother: *sobs and nods*
crowd and jury: *whispers*
judge: *bang bang*  "ORDER IN THE COURT!!!!"
Lawyer: "think about your decision, Judge Judy!"
Judge: "and the verdict is...... SUDDEN BRUTAL FROGSLAUGHTER! you are sentenced to five years life as a frog!!"
crowd: *gasps*
mother: "my baby!"
me: (as gaurds drag me away) "but.. but I have a family at home! I have a cat and a newt and two fish!!! MY FAMILY NEEDS ME! PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ME FROM THEM!!!!! I didn't mean to completely dismember the frog with razor sharp blades and then flick his steal beating but slowly dying body into the flowers with a stick! i swear I didn't"