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   Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast. 
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Hurricane Katrina Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were

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happyrecovery · 1 decade ago
Honey, why would you joke about something like that? It's devastating, not a joke.
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
Calm down. It's funny.
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happyrecovery · 1 decade ago
No, last time I checked deaths aren't funny..
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
I didn't say a damn thing about the deaths.
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happyrecovery · 1 decade ago
I'm not trying to be rude or anything and I'm sorry if it came out like that, but what I mean is that those hurricanes caused large death tolls and I don't think it's very nice to make a joke about those hurricanes.
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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
I've been through all three of them... Lived in Houma, Louisiana from '02-'06 then I moved to Schenectady, New York for 9 months, then Las Vegas, Nevada until November 26, 2008, then moved to Malvern, Pennsylvania for 6 months, then Philadelphia, Pennsylvania for 9 months, then Poughkeepsie, New York for both Irene and Sandy, moved from there 3 months ago and am now in Georgia. xD Sorry to ramble, I just thought it was cool.
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