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My grandmother tried to buy bananas online, but she accidently bought them in bulk.. So I went to her house and her counter was covered in bunches of bananas and she was just sitting there and she looked at me with the straitest face and said "I don't even like bananas" and I hav'nt stopped laughing since.. Oh my god I can't breathe..

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