I'm not the girl boys fall in
love with.
I am not the type of girl who wears skirts
or high heels. I don't wear make-up or fix my hair. I am the
type of girl who pillages and plunders villages, taking the women
and children of my enemies and making them my own. I charge into
cities on my sea vessels powered by the hundreds of men I have
captured and enslaved on previous conquests. I am actually not a
girl at all, I am a viking.
