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If your finger started to bleed, 6% of people would panic, 90% would put a plaster on it, 3% of people would faint and 1% of people would suck the blood and be like "f*** yeah, imma vampire baby!"

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If your finger started to bleed, 6% of people would panic, 90%

4 faves · 1 comments · Aug 5, 2013 4:03pm

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Alexisiscool

baby · bleed · vampire · finger · faint · plaster · story

ProfessorMacklemore · 1 decade ago
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If your finger started to bleed, 6% of people would panic, 90%

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Alexisiscool

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baby · bleed · vampire · finger · faint · plaster · story