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*Sister and Mom having intense conversation about Jesus Christ*

Sister:
I still don't understand how Virgin Mary was a virgin, if she had Jesus. 
Mom:
Sister:
Mom: Maybe she was stoned. 
Sister: For nine months? 
Me: So the mother of Jesus was on drugs when she had Jesus?
Me: That doesn't seem right.

  *we are not christians* *true story*
 


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*Sister and Mom having intense conversation about Jesus Christ*

6 faves · 1 comments · Jul 30, 2013 6:17pm

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HateAccount · 1 decade ago
Yes, because Drug existed when they were practically in the desert. So lame.
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