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Dear Santa
All I want for christmas, is:
1. You to not 'Know when I am sleepin" or "Know when I'm awake"
2. You to NOT make a long list of children who you are rnadomly ganna gives presents
3. You to NOT break into my house and eat all our cookies
4. Please do not let your reindeer poop on our roof
I would perfer a stalker who doesnt give away free candy, just saying...
 
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Dear Santa All I want for christmas, is: 1. You to not 'Know

2 faves · Jul 28, 2013 2:22am

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