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LishyFishy

1. LishyFishy
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2013 1:39am UTC
   Anyone on stardoll???
   Add meh I am wiggleiggle1!
   
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2. LishyFishy
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2013 2:57am UTC
   If the haters decide to hate on you
   One day, the lovers will decide to love on you!
   Keep your head up high!
   
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3. LishyFishy
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2013 2:51am UTC
   PARENTS: Why is everything on the floor?
   ME: Its called gravity...
   
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4. LishyFishy
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2013 2:22am UTC
   Dear Santa
   All I want for christmas, is:
   1. You to not 'Know when I am sleepin" or "Know when I'm awake"
   2. You to NOT make a long list of children who you are rnadomly ganna gives presents
   3. You to NOT break into my house and eat all our cookies
   4. Please do not let your reindeer poop on our roof
   I would perfer a stalker who doesnt give away free candy, just saying...
   
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5. LishyFishy
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2013 2:17am UTC
   L- Likeing
   O- others
   V- very
   E- emotionly
   
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6. LishyFishy
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2013 2:10am UTC
   I once was told anything is possible.
   This changed my life forever.
   I BELIEVED!
   I thought I could do anything,
   so I gather up my strength.
   Took a leap of faith
   I tried to fly,
   but I fell and hurt myself
   NEVER tell six year-olds anything is possible
   
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7. LishyFishy
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2013 2:04am UTC
   What is daisy's last name?
   Daisy-me-rolling!
   
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8. LishyFishy
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2013 1:54am UTC
   Dear the Haters! Hope you are having fun working in your stupid job. Just wanted to make sure you still hate on me, because if you do not then how will I grow strong? Thank you for hating on me and making me a an awesome person. I mean really, thank you for the pain you gave me, cos now I never want to feel it again.
   
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9. LishyFishy
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   July 25, 2013 12:16am UTC
   Fat pants on skinny people
   Skinny jeans on fat people
   I IS CONFUSED
   
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10. LishyFishy
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Notice how people eat on adds?
    They are looking like " Hey I have never seen a burger before! I am going to smile now because food makes me happy.
    WHAT???
    
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11. LishyFishy
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 12:06am UTC
    You are reading this?
    Well, thanks! But you are wasting your time
    It's nit like I am going to tell you a secret or anything...
    Oh okay! Here goes....
    HI!
    
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