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Me: Mom, can I have five dollars?
Mom: No. Money doesn't grow on trees.
Me: What's money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Me: Where does paper come from?
Mom: Trees.
Me: So money does grow on trees.
Mom: ...
Mom: you still can't have five dollars.

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Me: Mom, can I have five dollars? Mom: No. Money doesn't

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Me: Mom, can I have five dollars? Mom: No. Money doesn't

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carry_on

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