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Me: *Walking in the bar and sits next to Unicorn*
Unicorn: I remember I pooped in someones mouth while they sleep,It was my rainbow poops too
Me:Did you say anything,Like any Regrets
Unicorn:No, I remember saying "TASTE THE RAINBOW" while doing it
Me: Oh so you always do that
Unicorn: Yes, All I know is when he woke up he thought they were skittles and he ate them. BEST DAY EVER!




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Me: *Walking in the bar and sits next to Unicorn* Unicorn: I

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