tumblr user 1: hey … so,.. uhh…
(looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of
heaven because um (drops cards) sh×t
f×ck
oh god f× k
im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
tumblr user 2: IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD
F×CK
THEM ON THE SPOT
tumblr user 1: (blushes furiously) (picks up
cards) (looks through them desperately) i um…dont have a
card for…this situation….
