Hey, if you ever feel like
a screw up, just remember,
You weren't that one kid who
lied to themselves about being straight
Got a really sweet boyfriend, like the kind people write soppy
stories about, who treats her like a princess
loves-puppies-makes-you-pancakes-says-he-loves-you-forever-gives-you-his-jumper
kinda guy
And then realised you were very, very gay.
Dammit, Sam.
I hope y'all feel better now :)