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Hello my beautiful wittians!

My name is Sam, I'm 14 and I like food. There, I think I fit in here pretty well in saying that.

I read, write, run. I sing and act and dance, too. I don't speak cat.

I'm a lesbian, but I'm very much so in the closet, so shh. I mean in real life, le internet don't count.

Jesus, I hope nobody I KNOW finds this. Real life people are scary as hell.

Now you're here, feel free to perv on my hot picture. Mmmm LSP.

MWAH MWAH

Good bye, Peasants

majormessedup
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July 6, 2013 9:31am UTC

Dressing up like grumpy cat on a regular basis because you're just that cool and grumpy cat is your idol.

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majormessedup
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July 1, 2013 2:33pm UTC

Hey, look on the birght side.
You didn't try to dye your hair blue and end up with green hair
If you did?
HI FIVE ME TOO

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majormessedup
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July 1, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Hey, if you ever feel like a screw up, just remember,
You weren't that one kid who lied to themselves about being straight
Got a really sweet boyfriend, like the kind people write soppy stories about, who treats her like a princess
loves-puppies-makes-you-pancakes-says-he-loves-you-forever-gives-you-his-jumper kinda guy
And then realised you were very, very gay.
Dammit, Sam.
I hope y'all feel better now :)

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