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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2016 2:23pm UTC
    my relationship status:single because I don't want to be in a relationship until I'm happy withmyself, because I don't want to put myselfin a situation where I don't choose meif things go wrong.

  2. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2015 11:40pm UTC
    Father to son: You're no son of mine.
    Mother: Dammit, how'd he know?

  3. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2015 4:26pm UTC
    Don't you just hate it when people have up links on their profile and the links don't even work?
    Like, seriously.
    I was gonna stalk you on Instagram but now I can't because the link to your instagram account a'int working so now I can't stalk you.

  4. LaurenLandslide LaurenLandslide
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 3:08pm UTC
    Doing 'Dammit' by Blink 182 for my year 11 leavers assembly... 'Well I guess this is growing up.'

  5. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 10:30pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
    Just. I
    don't know
    what to do.

  6. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 7:57pm UTC
    Trencher Problem #14
    When you
    break up
    with your
    significant other
    and the
    ground around
    you starts
    exploding.

  7. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 7:53pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    Just leave.
    I guess you don't want me in your life anymore.
    So why should you be in mine?

  8. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 4:31pm UTC
    I'm very, very conflicted.

  9. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 4:05pm UTC
    You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.

  10. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 11:47am UTC
    It's -3 degrees out right now and I don't have a boyfriend so no cuddles for me and my dog looks kind of mad at me tbh i think it's because I haven't fed him or watered him but it's not my fault the damn pipes froze oops I'm bored I should probably be doing my bio homework since I'm failing but oh well who needs bio am i right

  11. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    *takes selfie*
    *looks at selfie*
    *cries for 200 years*

  12. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 6:12am UTC
    Some of us don't want to waint until January 8th.
    Tate would find you.
    Kit will come back from space.
    Kyle will beat you.
    I can't wait. I just can't.

  13. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and
    one of the sleeves starts slipping down like it's
    attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you f/cking dare”

  14. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    You don't know how hard I tried to make you happy. All the hours I spent, talking you through everything.
    It was all for nothing.

  15. asexual axolotl* asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 7:47am UTC
    When it's 2:58am
    on a Monday night
    and you can't sleep
    your brain always knows
    that right now is the
    perfect time to have an
    existensial crisis.

  16. motz_ztom* motz_ztom*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:20am UTC
    I really do care about what you think.
    It might be pathetic.
    And I might be weak.
    But atleast I can look at someone and know that I want to be someone they'd be proud of.
    So shut up, mu'fugger.

  17. asexual axolotl* asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    Whenever I try/need to calm my soul
    Mum tells me to put the dishes away.

  18. Everybodydotheflop Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 11:56am UTC
    So I tried to get my mam to listen to All Time Low, y'know make her like the things I like because she hates almost everything I like, so I played the CD 'Don't Panic' in the car and there was a swear in one of the songs and yeah I don't think she likes ATL...

  19. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    He used to write in a journal that he kept after I left him. When we became friends again, he gave it to me to use as a poetry journal, forgetting he ever used it. The first four entries were:
    January 11, 2012. I'm really sorry.
    January 25, 2012. I miss your writing. I miss everything about you. You made wonderful things and I'll probably keep them forever. I just hope you feel the same about mine.
    February 4, 2012. I want you to know the summers we spent together was the best summers of my life.
    February 14, 2012. I like to listen to your old voicemails just to hear your voice.
    And what sucks is, if I knew he ever felt this way, I probably would've stayed with him, because the reason I left was because I felt like he never cared.

  20. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    30 day challenge:
    Day 20: Last major injury.
    I broke my finger in April. Still hurts like a bítch.

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