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randi* · 1 decade ago
If you need to talk I'm here. If you have a kik, text me, my username is randicane . You mean so much to me and a lot more people, and you and I have never even talked before. But you are so beautiful and no matter what happens, there is a light at the end of every tunnel. You just have to keep swimming, or you'll never reach the end to see it. Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end. I know you can make it through this. You've made it this far.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
Reasons to stay alive:
There is a 50% chance that I may or may not come up to Upstate New York again this year and I will find you and hug you. No but seriously, I know you may not see the point in life, I don't either, but I think you're very important and an amazing person and even if you don't see that others do, and I love you so please don't die.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
I love you to. And I would love to be able to see you. You're starting to sound like my best friend with the argument that you have against it right about now. She thinks the same way.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I can't go saying all that BS that life is worth living and things like that because I don't feel that way myself; that would be selfish and hypocritical. However, I'd stay alive for the sole purpose of making sure you stay alive too. You're very important. You've got a lot ahead, but you also have so much talent and potential, and I realize it's near impossible to keep that in mind but I really, really want you to try.
And if I ever do go upstate again, I will let you know. My family rented out a house on Seneca Lake last year for like a week, about half an hour from Watkins Glen. I should have said something, lol.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
That's not to far from where I am... Nice
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I'm not v good at communicating oops
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Haha, I'm not either.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
That may or may not be the #1 reason that we're friends.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
FRIENDS! YAY. That was awkward... And I am getting pizza! I love you, random stranger! and we must meet this summer. (I'm trying to get down to the Carolina's to see another amazing wittian next summer)
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
This is breaking news: my parents want to go to Colorado for the summer. I'll beg for Finger Lakes again, though. Now we just need enough money to go see Emily over in Scotland.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Emily is exactly who I was talking about, actually! :D My parents said if I could get the money, I could go to see her. But dang its hard to find a job in this economy. Is a stripper a valid position?
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I believe the politically correct term is 'exotic dancer'. But, it could get the desired account of money. I think my stripper name will be Shimmer, because the more irregular and feminine it sounds, the better. What about your name, though?
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Hmmm... Dang... Well, I have a friend who calls me barbie.. but that makes me sound like a drag queen...
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
Drag queens are okay. Barbie is gr9. I'll send the job applications.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Awesome! We'll make loads of money and be freaking amazing.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
And then when we go visit Emily we can show her all the cool stuff we learned how to do!
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
And we can buy a summer house in Scotland!
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
It'll be equipped with stripper poles, right?
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Of course! Got to keep that money rolling in somehow.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
So we can convert it into a Scottish stripper house/summer abode.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Totally. I feel like it could become a brothel one day, except I would be one expensive ho ho ho.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
Can yOU BE THE MRS CLAUS STRIPPER
because literally the ho ho ho
Please do that. I beg you.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Oh my god yes. And the pick up line could be like "I have a little sugar for you" or "have you been a bad boy this year?" and oh my god.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
yes yes yes yes yes
this is my favorite thing right now omg
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
This must be Tumblr'd.
Stupid post limit.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I have actually almost never hit post limit idk
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
I do it nearly every day. Something about being online from midnight-6a.m. and then 3p.m. to midnight because I literally can't stand to leave the house and have to deal with morons.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I've tried to stop blogging as much because I've had my tumblr since like, October maybe? And I still have next to no followers (more than 200, but still, next to nothing comapred to everyone else.) so I think it's because of my ///tty blogging pattern and idk I stopped hitting it after that
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Two hundred followers is actually more than I have, but every Monday and Friday my count sways a bit... Still, I like the site. By two a.m., everything is funny. And it's nice to have people to discuss murder with without being judged.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
Yeah, I mean I don't adjust what I post because I blog for myself, not my followers, yk? My parents shut off the internet at 10pm (for my Mac anyway) because I used to not sleep and idk it's not fair and I'm not a child anymore so that's ba//sacks. And discussing murder is always fun.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Hahahahahaha. My parents don't shut off the internet, so I'm on until the sun starts shining, when I recede to my cave and hide in my nest until it sets.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
That implies that you actually leave your cave at some point or another. My laptop just stays in the cave. It's probably never seen light. And neither have I.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
See, I have a cave, in a cave. My main cave is my night time cave, and when creatures begin to stir in the main cave, I recede to the private cave and hide in my nest.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
That's pretty cool. I should ask my cave-interior designer to do something like that.

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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
You should. I can reccomend a guy for you, he's brilliant.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
Wait... do you have the guy who re-did Batman's cave? Because that man is IMPRESSIVE.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
A lady never tells.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
YOU CAN LIKE COMMENTS OH MY GOD
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
I know, isn't it awesome?
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
COMMENT POINTS WTF
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MaddyWaddy · 1 decade ago
Reasons to stay alive.
1. People care. Just because they don’t show it, doesn’t mean they don’t care. Your family, your friends, who you think don’t care, they do.
2. Life is precious, some people aren’t even born, don’t waste it.
3. If you end your life, you’ll never get a chance to let go of the worries and do something to make it better.
4. Every obstacle makes you stronger.
5. If you commit suicide, then you won’t be able to help others that want to. You could help people in the same position as you, you could save someone’s life.
6. You were made for a purpose, stay alive to fufill that purpose.
7. The small things are beautiful, learn to respect and see them, they’ll amaze you, and sometimes inspire you.
8. All the singers and bands that made music about giving up- they were just like you, and they became famous and who they are now. That could be you one day.
9. You’ll never know what happens in the future.
10. Who knows, maybe your crush or ex will ask you out the day after you’ve committed suicide.
11. You may be insecure, but you’ll eventually realise, in time, just how beautiful you are.
12. I love you. Gay, bi, straight, black, white, I don’t care. I love you.
13. If you’re getting bullied, then they’re just jealous of how you look and who you are, before they took it away. They enjoy seeing you in so much pain, maybe because they were like that once and they think other’s deserve to feel that pain, or they are jealous. They just want a reaction, just ignore them, or if it is physical, or highly discrimintave then tell a teacher, or someone you trust.
14. You could learn so much from life, but you’ll learn nothing if you give up now.
15. Think about all the memories you had, you’ll never get any good memories again if you give up now.
16. Committing suicide is giving every single thing up, small and big. Your family, your friends, your memories, (maybe) your boyfriend/girlfriend, new experiences, laughs, smiles, and so much more.
17. There is so much more to life than it seems, you just need to look, and you’ll find the best things ever in life.
There are plenty more reason so please don't kill yourself tonight.
I'm here to talk if you want
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Oh, love, these are all great reasons, but really, you could never know what's going to happen or what's meant to happen. What if, just what if, some of us are supposed to write the last chapter of our story? What if we're supposed to be such a fantastically tragic tale? What if it's not that you're not loved, or that you're tired of living, or that you're being bullied, or any of that. It's really quite complex, all of it. Everything that can ever be said, I can contrast. Thank you though, for trying. But I don't see the logic in it.
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MaddyWaddy · 1 decade ago
Then God would do the honor, not you. You wouldn't kill yourself
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Maybe, but maybe not. Have you ever heard the argument that free will is a figment of imagination? I mean, people do all sorts of crazy things because of parasites, so do animals. Things that, in a way could be viewed as both self destructive and suicidal.
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Miluiel* · 1 decade ago
Listen...I know you're an author and you think of life as book. But it's more than a story. Life is bigger than a story. It's important, and it doesn't have to be tragic. Please comment on my profile sometime and maybe explain what's going through your mind?
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