Me and my friend
in the cafeteria with a group surrounding us:
Friend: Hey can we study today after school?
Me: Huh? Why?
Friend:
BECAUSE YOU FAILED THE LAST
TEST--
Me:
No, no, girl, before that what did the pregnancy test
say?
Everyone else: *staring*
Her face was
priceless I tell you. Never embarrass your friends in public.
Never.
