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  1. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2016 6:19pm UTC
    I loved you from the very start,
    you stole my breath,
    embraced my heart,
    our life together has just begun,
    you're part of me my little one

  2. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2015 10:32pm UTC
    Just a little over 9 weeks left

  3. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2015 9:55pm UTC
    A mark for every breath you took, every blink, every sleepy yawn.
    One for every time you sucked your thumb, waved hello, closed your eyes and slept in the most perfect darkness.
    One for every time you had the hiccups. One for every dream you dreamed within me.
    It isn't very pretty anymore. Some may even think it's ugly. That's OK.
    It was your home. It held you until my arms could, and for that I will always find something beautiful in it.

  4. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2015 6:30pm UTC
    It's hard to believe I'm already 4 and a half months into my pregnancy.

  5. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2015 9:26pm UTC
    Oh, you are my one and only, you can wrap your fingers round my thumb and hold me tight and you'll be alright.

  6. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2015 5:48am UTC
    Remember this, for it is as true as true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The Creator is not a careless mechanic. Human female bodies have the same potential to give birth well as aardvarks, lions, rhinoceri, elephants, moose, and water buffalo. Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.~ Sam N. Jr

  7. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2015 5:45am UTC
    You can hear now. Your inner ear is formed.I shout "I love you" into the bedroom. Then I feel stupid. Then I don't. This is pretty much the story of my life.~Sam N. Jr

  8. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2015 5:41am UTC
    The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.~Quoted by Jennifer Weiner, in Little Earthquakes

  9. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2015 5:36am UTC
    Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality.~Christine Feehan, Ruthless Game

  10. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2015 5:32am UTC
    When you moved, I felt squeezed with a wild infatuation and protectiveness. We are one. Nothing, not even death, can change that.

  11. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2015 5:29am UTC
    A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman's crowning creative experience of a lifetime.~John Stevenson

  12. idciammyself idciammyself
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 9:53am UTC
    Dr. Suess explains pregnancy
    What is a womb?
    Well, a womb is a room.
    A womb is a room.
    Where a kid'll be soon.
    A womb is all squishy.
    All moist and magenta.
    And if there's a kid,
    Then it's full of placenta.
    But the kid must be small,
    If there is one at all.
    Just the size of a bean.
    Or the size of a ball.
    When the kid gets too big.
    Then it's time to get out.
    When it happens to you,
    You will probably shout.
    You will shout, you will yell.
    You will roll on the floor,
    Cos the kid must come out,
    Of a very small door.

  13. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 6:14pm UTC
    Dr. Suess explains pregnancy
    What is a womb?
    Well, a womb is a room.
    A womb is a room.
    Where a kid'll be soon.
    A womb is all squishy.
    All moist and magenta.
    And if there's a kid,
    Then it's full of placenta.
    But the kid must be small,
    If there is one at all.
    Just the size of a bean.
    Or the size of a ball.
    When the kid gets too big.
    Then it's time to get out.
    When it happens to you,
    You will probably shout.
    You will shout, you will yell.
    You will roll on the floor,
    Cos the kid must come out,
    Of a very small door.

  14. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2014 7:58pm UTC
    I can do this alone, but I shouldn't have too

  15. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2014 4:15pm UTC
    I shouldn't have to do this alone...
    format by: Foreverly*

  16. madeleinebabeee madeleinebabeee
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 2:58pm UTC
    Next week I'm going to give birth...I'm scared but so happy!!!! :o

  17. NicolaJane NicolaJane
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 2:05am UTC
    Can everyone please do me a big favour and click on the link below and read what I have so far with my story... It's called "The twenty seconds I couldn't wait".
    http://www.wattpad.com/user/NicolaJane

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nu.de

  19. HelloDepression* HelloDepression*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 9:37am UTC
    "He is bad news..."
    Chapter 40
    I was at the nurse’s office when I woke up. She was looking at something and had her back turned to me. My lashes fluttered before opening wide. I took a look around before speaking.
    “Why am I here?” I murmured, voice croaky.
    She turned to me. “Hello, dear! I can see you just woke up”.
    I glanced over at my body. “Obviously. Why am I here, though?”
    “You fainted” she explained. “They brought you here. Finally, after two hours I thought you weren’t gonna wake up”.
    “Two hours? I have to go home!” I said, trying to get up.
    She helped me up. “Okay, but I want you to do something when you go there”.
    I blinked, walking to the door. “What’s that?”
    “A few questions first. Have you had any other symptoms other than fainting? Like, throwing up let’s say? Or having headaches and not wanting to eat?” she questioned me carefully.
    I closed my eyes briefly, trying to remember. “Yes, yes I think”. Headaches have increased lately and I just couldn’t eat lunch without getting this weird taste in my mouth which was a sign of an upcoming vomiting.
    Her glance was cloudy as she looked at me. I gave her a questioning wide–eyed look, which seemed to drag her attention from me. She turned around and I was facing her back for a couple of minutes. I was about to go when she turned around and handed me a box. “Do this at home. Don’t tell me the results” she whispered, narrowing her eyes slightly.
    I casted an eye on the box, before choking on my own saliva. A pregnancy test?
    “Y–You m–mean…I might be…pregnant?” I stuttered.
    Her look was harsh and rough. “We can’t know. You might be sick too. We just need to be sure. Don’t tell me the results; I don’t need to know”.
    I blinked, before twisting the handle of the door. “Thank you” I whispered before going out of the nurse’s office and running towards the exit. I threw the pregnancy test inside my bag and walked home, almost running. I must tell no one. If my mother finds out I’m pregnant, I’ll have so much explaining to do. Oh, wait. I might not be pregnant. I might be just sick, which will save me from lots of things.
    I unlocked the front door of my house and entered the building fast. No one was there except for Sally. Sally is our maid who’s sometimes here. She’s not always here though; she has her own family to take care of. She’s not the exact definition of maid, but never mind.
    I greeted her and ran upstairs. I burst into my room and locked the door behind me. I fished the box from my bag and pulled it out carefully. I threw my bag across the room and walked to the bathroom. I closed the door and took the test. Then, I walked outside again, stopping in front of my beauty parlor. I looked at the mirror and I could see the worried look on my face. I started pacing back and forth, waiting for the results. I read the instructions and it said the results come out in ten minutes max. I should wait.
    I looked around, then shyly at my hands. No results yet. Oh Lord, if I was pregnant, what would I do? I’m 100% sure it’s Everett’s baby and now he hates me. Even if I did talk to him, he would reject me and push me around. I would be completely alone.
    No bad thoughts. You have to stay positive, Evelyn. Yeah, just like my pregnancy test. Ugh, why am I assuming things? I might be just sick after all! I really need to calm down.
    Ten minutes passed. I inhaled deeply and my eyes turned shyly to the test in my hands. I uncovered its surface and saw what I had to see.
    It was positive. I was pregnant.
    *DUN DUN DUUUUUN*
    Chapter 40 ladies and gentlemen! Who would have thought ahahaha
    I'm so sorry for posting every week or two, exams are next week and I have to study like crazy :( Plus my depression and all those problems have gotten so big to even influate my grades so I'm getting constantly yelled at, and as a result they take my laptop away... So yeah.
    As always, comment below if you wanna be notified! I'm so sad I'm losing readers but its fair since i'm not even posting that much anymore. Oh well.
    Love you all my chicken wings! Xoxo, Fay (:

  20. lautnerlover98 lautnerlover98
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    The first April fools that I have a boyfriend, I'm telling my mom I'm Pregnant and that I am going to keep the baby and all this other stuff. And when she calls my dad I'm gonna walk up to her and say "April fools" Then walk away.

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