I was at my aunties house yesterday and my cousin who's
seven, came up to me and this was our conversation:
Vikki: Hi!
Me: Hey
Vikki: I am the Happiness Fairy
* sprinkles some glitter on me *
Me: What the hell was that for?
Vikki: I've sprinkled some Happy Dust on you
Me: Uh... Okay?
She crosses her arms and stares and me and then yells
"SO SMILE DAMMIT! THIS SH*T IS EXPENSIVE!"
Me: OKAY, OKAY.. I'M SORRY!
* runs away D: *
