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-5 years old watching TV with mom-
TV:
You took my virginity!
Me: Momma, what's virginity
Mom: Oh, it's when someone takes your toy dinosaur.

-At school-

-boy takes my toy dinosaur-
Me: Ms. Pat, Charles took my virginity!
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-5 years old watching TV with mom- TV: You took my virginity!

9 faves · 1 comments · May 23, 2013 10:06pm

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BringLaurenTheHorizon · 1 decade ago
this is hilarious xD
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