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  1. Baileyxoxox Baileyxoxox
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2017 10:44pm UTC
    I Love daddy BASIIII Xo thekidbasi 😅😍😋

  2. iDiv iDiv
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2015 12:31am UTC
    When I was a kid I spent my Saturday's
    Blowin' on Nintendo games

  3. gravity_enemy gravity_enemy
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 12:43pm UTC
    She saw the blood from her head drip onto her hand and began to let out soft cries. She wanted to scream but she knew she must tolerate the pain enough not to scream, otherwise she would risk being struck again. Six year old Noelle had no idea what she did wrong, but she was really sorry.
    She struggled to her feet and crept up the stairs, quietly counting every step as if they were the sheep she counted at night. One step, two, three, four––BANG! She wasn’t quiet enough. “Stop crying, f*cking brat!” Norman walked away. He was the worst. Noelle struggled to stand up again, she fought to swallow her tears. Not just because of the pain, but because Norman knocked the tooth out of her mouth and she couldn’t find it. She really really, really wanted to see the tooth fairy.
    Noelle arrived in her room and reached under her bed for her doctors kit that she got for christmas. A bunch of toy supplies in a paper Costco bag labeled “Dr. Noelle." She opened it briskly and reached for the dentists mirror. As she stared at her tiny reflection she could see the blood run over the bruises on her face, occasionally intertwining with her tears. She lifted up her shirt and counted seven. Seven spots of blue and black torture.
    Mother would call it an accident. I wondered what kind of accident would hurt me with 7 spots. Mother was really good at making up stories.
    credit ≥≥ high_sierra

  4. Liberosis Liberosis
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 4:30pm UTC
    Warmer, warmer, cold. You're this close to discovering the truth, and I don't want to ruin your innocence, your naïvety, your loveliness. You're translucent, and you terrify me at the worst of times. Just stop being so nice.

  5. Allauralove Allauralove
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2014 6:29pm UTC
    Why cant i be a kid again?

  6. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 11:19am UTC
    This little fat obese kid nearly pushed me over today and didn't even say sorry, stupid idiot!

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:06am UTC
    so, I almost hit a kid (teen) tonight.
    I was driving into town with my sister,
    and when we were just starting in, we
    were behind a car that had to swerve
    to go around two kids (again, they were
    teens) that were goofing off on the side
    of the road. I was fairly close behind the
    car, so I copied them quickly because
    there was a hill and you can't do that
    s.hit on a hill. anyway, as soon as I
    swerved over, the kid on the inside
    f.ucking darts into the right lane and
    swings his arm out. seeing as I was
    still mainly in the right lane, it scared
    the s.hit out of me. I probably just
    missed him. I don't know if he was
    just going off of sound and thought
    the only car coming was the car
    in front of me, or if he was being a
    little s.hit on purpose, or if he was
    drunk (teen doesn't mean s.hit when
    it comes to alcohol), but either way,
    I have this extreme urge to go back
    and beat some sense into the moron.
    It p.isses me off because if I would
    have hit the f.ucker, that would have
    been on me, not him- the one that
    jumped in front of the road with
    arms out wide.
    I hate people.

  8. ForWhomTheBellTolls* ForWhomTheBellTolls*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 6:43pm UTC
    A child looked up at his father and asked; "What is it that makes a man?".
    The father replied, "A person who takes responsibility for his family and house, and takes care of them."
    Then the child said, "I hope I'll be a man like mum one day...".

  9. tired_of_living* tired_of_living*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 6:38pm UTC
    Chin up, kid.
    They'd kill to see you fall.

  10. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 3:16am UTC
    When I was younger, I always wanted to look like Amy the Hedgehog.

  11. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 12:59am UTC
    When I was a kid, there was nothing better
    than ripping open sugar packets at restaurants and just eating them.

  12. BJ5150 BJ5150
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 8:10pm UTC
    some random kid came in the Braber shop and then said i think your cute and i said heres a succer go hump it and he did

  13. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 2:46pm UTC
    When I was a kid, I always thought I'd be just like Kim Possible. Turns out...
    I am Wade.

  14. MarsMellow MarsMellow
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 9:44pm UTC
    Kid:butt dad.
    Dad:I'm not a butt dad.

  15. Deianeira* Deianeira*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 2:12pm UTC
    Why are you trying to grow up so fast?
    You've got your whole life to be an adult.
    But you've only got 18 years to be a kid...

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    SO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.

  17. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 10:56pm UTC
    Instead of going to school tomorrow
    I just want to stay home
    Eat cereal
    Have naptime
    Watch Clifford the Big Red Dog. Dragon Tales, & Cailou
    Color in my coloring book
    And play barbies
    Can I just be a kid for a day again?

  18. Cloey1234 Cloey1234
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 9:10pm UTC
    Diary of a wimpy kid
    chapter 2
    Man, I don't know WHAT is up with girls these days. It used to be a whole lot simpler back in elementary school. The deal was, if you were the fastest runner in your class, you got all the girls. And in the fifth grade, the fastest runner was Ronnie McCoy. Nowadays, it's a whole lot more complicated. Now it's about the kind of clothes you wear or how rich you are or if you have a cute butt or whatever. And kids like Ronnie McCoy are scratching their heads wondering what the heck happened. The most popular boy in my grade is Bryce Anderson. The thing that really stincks is that Ihave ALWAYS been into girls, but kids likeBryce have only come around in the last couple of years I remember how Bryce used to act around girls in elementary school he used to call them stinky poos. But of course now I don't get any credit for stinking up for girls all this time i was alwasy going around behing Bryce and say I don't think girls are stinky poos. Like I said, Bryce is the most popular kid in our grade, so that leaves all the rest of us guys scrambling for the other spots. The best I can figure is that I'm somewhere around 52nd or 53rd most popular this year. But the good news is that I'm about to move up one spot because Charlie Davies is above me, and he's getting his braces next week. I try to explain all this popularity stuff to my friend Rowley (who is probley hovering right around the 150 mark, by the way), but I think it just goes in one ear and out the other with him.

  19. Cloey1234 Cloey1234
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 12:26am UTC
    Diary of a Wimpy Kid
    SEPTEMBER
    Tuesday
    First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say "diary" on it. Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea. The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was mom's idea, not mine. But is she thinks I'm gonna to write down my "fellings" in here or whatever, she's crazy. So just don't expect me to be all "dear diary" this "dear diary" that.The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I'm rich and famous, I'll have better things to do than answer people's stuiped questions all day long.So this book might come in handy. Like I said, I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. Let me just say for the record that I think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented. You got kids like me who haven't hit their groth spurt yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to shave twice a day. And the they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school. If it was up to me, grade levels would be based on height , not age. But then again, I guess that would mean kids like Chirag Gupta would still be in the first grade.Today is the first day of school, and right now we're just waiting around for the teacher to hurry up and finish the seating chart. So I figured I might as well write in this book to pass the time. By the way, let me give you some good advise. On the first day of school, you got to be real careful where you sit.You walk into the classroom and just plunk your stuff down on any old desk and the next thing you know your teacher says:I hope you like where you are sitting because these are your permanent seats. So in class, I got stuck with Chris Hosey and in frount of me and Lionel James in back of me. Jaosn Brill came in late and almost sat to my right, but luckily I stopped that from happening at last the second. Next period, I should just sit in the middle of a buch of hot girls as soon as I step in the room. But i guess if I do that, it just proves I didn't learn anything last year.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 2:05pm UTC
    And kid, you’ve got to love yourself. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to stop taking everything so dam personally. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. F-ck it. Love yourself, kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself.

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