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Frozone: Honey?
Wife: What?
Frozone: Where's my super suit?
Wife: What?
Frozone: WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?
Wife: I put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
Frozone: Where?
Wife: Why do you need to know?
Frozone: I need it!
Wife: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Frozone: The public is in danger!
Wife: My evening's in danger!
Frozone: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Wife: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

Oh, the incredibles....

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