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unicorns_chuckling

1. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2013 12:35am UTC
   "Regular" marriage and "gay" marriage are like swimsuit tops and bras.
   They're exactly the same thing
   But only one is allowed in public.
   
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2. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2013 9:43pm UTC
   Eenie meenie minie mo
   you ain't nothin but a hoe
   you think your cute
   you think your classy
   Newsflash girl!
   your freaking nasty.
   
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3. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 10:01pm UTC
   "I caught a mosquito once, then let it free where it could reproduce!"
   SAID NO ONE EVER
   
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4. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 9:54pm UTC
   Roses are White
   Nightlock is Blue
   It's called Catching Fire
   NOT Hunger Games 2
   
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5. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 9:31pm UTC
   _ Single
   _ Taken
   X I basically get as much attention as a white crayon.
   
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6. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 8:44pm UTC
   Me: Mom what's it like to have the most awesome daughter in the world?
   Mom: I don't know you'll have to ask your grandma...
   This time mom…this time...
   
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7. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 8:38pm UTC
   Thanks to Disney and The Lion King,
   For giving me a false interpretation of where an actual lion lives.
   
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8. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2013 10:42pm UTC
   Some people call me a plagarist
   Their words not mine.
   
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9. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2013 6:28pm UTC
   That feeling you get on a Sunday night when you remember you have homework....
   '-'
   0.0
   
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10. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    You will never have enough power over people than when your holding a rubber band in your hand.
    
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11. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    ERMAGHERD!
    Guys i think i just saw Kristen Stewart smile!
    nope wait...nope its just a rock.
    
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12. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    Most difficult thing…
    Making a drawing in the air out of the lines that come out of the ember on the stick before they disappear.
    
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13. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 10:25am UTC
    So a telemarketer called our house and this is how it went down...
    him:"hello is mrs. mar here?"
    me:*old lady voice* hey you! what did you do to those kitties?! huh?!"
    him:" i dont think i understand but is mrs...
    me:" help ive fallen and i cant get up!"
    him:"would you like me to call the ambulance?"
    me:"no I drank some milk so i am A-okay"
    him: laughs
    *hangs up*
    lets just say i have weird calls with telemarketers
    
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14. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    I only believe in one God...
    and that god is STEVE
    
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15. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 9:58am UTC
    just put my left eye contact in my right eye…
    and thats the kinda day its going to be…
    
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16. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    if i had any super power i would have…
    WITTY VISION
    I would be able to see anyone who has an account they would have their username floating over top!
    yeah…ita not thata cool
    
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17. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Guys I have the weirdest thing to tell you...
    i don't want you guys to disown me or something but......
    I shower naked.
    
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18. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    anybody got some evil plans for April fools day?
    
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19. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 9:32am UTC
    Plot Twist:
    There is a murderer behind the shower curtain
    
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20. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    "One minute i just have to wash the Nutella off my fingers"
    SAID NO ONE EVER
    
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