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unicorns_chuckling

Status: eatin' nut-ella

Member Since: 7 Dec 2012 05:58pm

Last Seen: 4 Apr 2016 11:17am

Location: behind you, HA

Gender: F

user id: 341223

50 Quotes
129 Favorites
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  1. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 12:35am UTC
    "Regular" marriage and "gay" marriage are like swimsuit tops and bras.
    They're exactly the same thing
    But only one is allowed in public.

  2. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    Eenie meenie minie mo
    you ain't nothin but a hoe
    you think your cute
    you think your classy
    Newsflash girl!
    your freaking nasty.

  3. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    "I caught a mosquito once, then let it free where it could reproduce!"
    SAID NO ONE EVER

  4. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    Roses are White
    Nightlock is Blue
    It's called Catching Fire
    NOT Hunger Games 2

  5. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    _ Single
    _ Taken
    X I basically get as much attention as a white crayon.

  6. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    Me: Mom what's it like to have the most awesome daughter in the world?
    Mom: I don't know you'll have to ask your grandma...
    This time mom…this time...

  7. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    Thanks to Disney and The Lion King,
    For giving me a false interpretation of where an actual lion lives.

  8. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    Some people call me a plagarist
    Their words not mine.

  9. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    That feeling you get on a Sunday night when you remember you have homework....
    '-'
    0.0

  10. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    You will never have enough power over people than when your holding a rubber band in your hand.

  11. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    ERMAGHERD!
    Guys i think i just saw Kristen Stewart smile!
    nope wait...nope its just a rock.

  12. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    Most difficult thing…
    Making a drawing in the air out of the lines that come out of the ember on the stick before they disappear.

  13. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 10:25am UTC
    So a telemarketer called our house and this is how it went down...
    him:"hello is mrs. mar here?"
    me:*old lady voice* hey you! what did you do to those kitties?! huh?!"
    him:" i dont think i understand but is mrs...
    me:" help ive fallen and i cant get up!"
    him:"would you like me to call the ambulance?"
    me:"no I drank some milk so i am A-okay"
    him: laughs
    *hangs up*
    lets just say i have weird calls with telemarketers

  14. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    I only believe in one God...
    and that god is STEVE

  15. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 9:58am UTC
    just put my left eye contact in my right eye…
    and thats the kinda day its going to be…

  16. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    if i had any super power i would have…
    WITTY VISION
    I would be able to see anyone who has an account they would have their username floating over top!
    yeah…ita not thata cool

  17. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Guys I have the weirdest thing to tell you...
    i don't want you guys to disown me or something but......
    I shower naked.

  18. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    anybody got some evil plans for April fools day?

  19. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 9:32am UTC
    Plot Twist:
    There is a murderer behind the shower curtain

  20. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    "One minute i just have to wash the Nutella off my fingers"
    SAID NO ONE EVER

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