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My house is called the cat house,
there is always at least six cats around my house, under my porch, on my porch, sitting on the grill, laying on the deck or rolling around on the dirt. Recently one of the cats became pregnant and now everytime me and my dad walk outside her and a different cat are scr.ewing on our deck... talk about awkward, the cats get laid every day and here I am sitting in my room on the internet.
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My house is called the cat house, there is always at least six

6 faves · May 12, 2013 3:19pm

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