me: may I use the restroom?

teacher: No! You ask everyday, you disrespectful child! This is 6th period, and you have 3 minutes to go between periods, and lunch was right after second period! Jesus!

me: I have to get to my locker within those three minutes, I barely ever drink anything, lunch was five hours ago, and I haven't asked in two months.....and I AM A TEENAGE GIRL GOING THRU VERY STRESSFUL THINGS. if you didn't catch my hint there.